*dies* My friend and I were talking about this!
Gobby ded on way back to hom plenet.
DEAAADD. OH MY GOD.
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YOU GOT MAIL. SO MANRY.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Spamano.
You: /CRASHES TROUGH THE ROOF/
You: /ON A BULL
Stranger: LOL ))
Stranger: -jumps and looks at him- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ANTONIO?!
I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT
this should have so many more notes
that picture freaks me the fuck out. everyone better reblog this.
REBLOG PEOPLE. God.
Arthur: “get out of the way you godamn twat”
you want me to
get out of the way?
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like spamano.
You: Ciao. It’s Romano.
Stranger: Hola, Lovi~!
You: Oh, it’s you. H-Hi.
Stranger: Hm~? You all of a sudden gotten awkward with Boss~ There’s nothing to be afraid of, Lovi~!!
You: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Stranger: -smiles and pats head- You’re so cute~
You: *glares* I am not cute!
Stranger: Si, you are~! -grins- Ahahaha! You’re even cute when you’re angry at Boss~
You: Sh-Shut up!
Stranger: And when you stutter, that’s cute too~! Fuusososo!
You: I-I don’t stutter, goddammit!!
Stranger: But Lovi, you just did~ -smiles softly at him-
You: I did not!!
Stranger: Si, you didn’t then, but I heard you beforee~~ -wraps arms around his shoulders, pulling him into a hug-
You: *squirms a little* L-Let go!
Stranger: Aw, but you’re so cute! Why would I want to let go of something so adorable? -squishes cheek gently with one hand- Fuusososo~!
You: I am not cute! *blushing lightly*
Stranger: Si you are!! And you’re starting to look like a little tomato~! A tomato, Lovi!! -grins and rubs cheeks together, cooing and hugging tightly-
You: Don’t compare me to fucking food! *still blushing*
Stranger: Aw, but you don’t mind eating tomatoes, and you like them, so I just thought you’d like being called a Tomato, si? -holds him out, looking over him- You’re so adorable~!
You: *blush deepens slightly* I-I am not! Stop saying that!
Stranger: Ahahaha~ You’ve gotten redder! But Lovi, I always want to make sure I tell the truth to you, and the truth is the truth!! -winks at him-
You: I have not!! ….
Stranger: Si you have~! -reaches up and pokes cheeks- Fuusosososo~!
Stranger: Hm? Are you alright, Lovi?
You: I’m fine…
Stranger: Are you sure? You went silent there, for a second… -looks slightly concerned, placing a hand on his forehead- Are you catching a cold?
You: *shakes head* I told you, I’m fine.
Stranger: -takes hand away slowly, eyebrows furrowed- Ah, whatever you say… -leans in, kissing forehead quickly-
You: *blushes heavily*
Stranger: Ahaha! You’re even redder now! Did you like that, Lovi? -kisses temple, then just above his eyebrow-
You: *still blushing* Wh-What are you doing…?
Stranger: I’m kissing your face! What does it look like I’m doing? -grins at him-
Stranger: Because I like seeing you blush, and Boss loves his Lovi~! -hugs again-
You: ….Y-You do?
Stranger: Of course!!
You: *looks down* …..
Stranger: Is something wrong, Lovi? -tilts head slightly, looking at him with slightly wide eyes-
You: ……I-I need to…..to tell you something…..
Stranger: Hm? Go ahead~! You can tell Boss anything~!!
You: W-Well…I…*clenches eyes shut* I really…..l-like you…
Stranger: -eyes widen- A-ah? You do? Oh, Lovi!! Boss is so happy~! -hugs, grinning widely- I don’t think I’ve ever been happier, Lovi~!!
You: Th-There’s more.
Stranger: Hm~? -looks at him again, still grinning slightly-
You: ….I-I think…that…it goes….beyond just liking you…
Stranger: Hm~? What does my Roma mean by that? -bats eyelashes, slightly confused-
You: ……I………..t-ti amo.
Stranger: -blinks, surprised- A-ah? -connection BAM- O-oh!! -grins bigger, looking at him and eyes glassy- Te amo tambien, Lovi!!
You: *small, embarrassed smile*
Stranger: Ahaha!! -rubs at eyes, grinning- Ah, Lovi~! The happiness never stops, hm~? -laughs slightly and then returns to look at him, eyes sparkling and glistening- Lovi, would you… Hm..
You: Would I what?
Stranger: -holds up hands, kissing them gently and looks at him- Would you like to go out with me, Lovi~?
You: ….S-Si….I would….
Stranger: -grins and hugs tightly- Ahh! Bueno~!! Boss is so happy! -leans down and kisses his cheek gently- I’m so glad, Roma!
You: *blushing* *hugs back a little*
Stranger: -starts to sway slightly, placing chin on top of his head and hums- You’re so cute, Roma~ -closes eyes-
You: …..C-Call me Lovino from now on.
Stranger: Hm? Okay~! Whatever you want Roma— Lovino~! -smiles at him- A-ah, forgive me, I’m not yet used to it..
You: It’s okay. …Grazie.
Stranger: No problem, Lovi..no!! -kisses forehead- Ahahaha~!
You: *leans against him a little*
Stranger: -bats eyes at him, smiling warmly- Aha~ I love you, Lovino..!
You: I l-love you too.
Stranger: -grins wider- I love it when you say that..! It makes me all happy inside~! -looks around- Oh! I have to tell Francis about this~!!
You: Wh-Why does he have to know?
Stranger: Ah..? Because he’s my closest amigo, of course~!! Fuusosososo! And I don’t think you’d like it if I told Gilbert, you being against Germans and all.. -smiles uncertainly-
You: ….Good point.
Stranger: -sighs silently in relief, and nods- Si!! -lets go and runs to the phone- Ahahaha~!! I can’t wait to tell him!
You: *stands off to the side, blushing lightly*
Stranger: -picks up phone, talks giddily for a while before hanging up and turning towards him- I asked him not to tell anyone to the very least, b-but I’m not sure if he’ll do that.. He didn’t seem to pay attention past the part where I said we got together. -awkward smile-
You: *rolls eyes* Whatever. It’s fine.
Stranger: -claps- Ahaha! Really? -walks over- U-um, Lovi..no?
Stranger: U-um, would you mind.. i-if.. Um.. -tilts his chin up slightly- I-if..
You: If what?
Stranger: If I kissed you… Here? -kisses lips gently, then pulls away quickly, smiling at him-
You: *blushes* ….S-Sure.
Stranger: Ah, bueno~! -kisses again-
You: *kisses back slowly, closing his eyes*
Stranger: -places hands on hips gently, closing eyes half way and licking at his bottom lips cautiously-
You: *hesitantly opens his mouth*
Stranger: -enters tongue slowly, breathing through nose-
You: *wraps his arms around his neck slowly*
Stranger: -pulls closer, moving lips along and swirling tongue with his- Mmh~~
You: *small noise*
Stranger: -startled, opens eyes a little more but keeps doing so, wrapping arms around lower back-
You: *hums lightly*
Stranger: -sucks on tongue gently, starting to breath more heavily through nose-
You: *another small noise*
Stranger: -breaks away, panting lightly and smiles at him, tilting head slightly- Ahaha~ Lovi, you taste like tomatoes~
You: *blushes and looks down*
Stranger: -kisses forehead- Gracias, you made today the highlight of all this month, Lovi— O-oh, lo siento..! Lovino.
You: …I-It’s okay…y-you can call me Lovi…if you want….
Stranger: -smiles wider- A-ah..! Okay~!! -bats eyes sweetly-
You: *looks up slowly*
Stranger: Hm~? -tilts head again slightly-
You: *sighs softly and hugs him*
Stranger: Oh~! -hugs back automatically, placing face in hair and breathing deeply- Ahaha~
You: *closes his eyes again*
Stranger: You’re so adorable~ I could stand here holding you for eternity, Lovi, and that would keep me happy. Just holding you~
Stranger: -nods- Si..! I always loved being by my little Lovi~!!
You: …Th-Thank you…
Stranger: Hm? For what? -looks at him, slightly confused-
You: …For everything…
Stranger: …-grins- Aw, Lovi, you’re so cute when you’re honest!! -hugs, peppering kisses all over face-
You: *blushing* I’m not cute…
Stranger: Si you are~ You’re my cute little Lovintino!! -smiles wider-
You: I’m not little, either…
Stranger: You’ll always be little to me, Lovi. -smiles warmly at him-
You: *blushes and looks away*
Stranger: You didn’t argue about the part of being mine, though~!! Because that’s the truth and I’m just so happy! -kisses cheek turned his way-
You: …That’s because it’s always been true….
Stranger: -blinks, still smiling- Always?
Stranger: Even the times you would yell and kick at Boss? -pouts slightly, amused-
Stranger: I’m glad to know that. -kisses forehead- Because I’ve always loved Lovi~
You: *small smile*
Stranger: -looks at curl- I remember the last time I pulled that.. -smiles uncertainly- Ahahaha..
Stranger: Ah, Lovi I won’t pull it if you don’t want me to!! I was just.. Reminded. -bats eyes-
You: *relaxes* Good.
Stranger: What would happen if I did, though? You’d just headbutt me again? -looks at curl uncertainly- Or does it change as you grow older?
You: ….I don’t actually know….
Stranger: Ah~ I see. -smiles at him, and leans down, pecking him on the lips gently once more- Lo siento, I just can’t help it~
You: *slightly startled* It’s fine.
Stranger: I’m glad Boss doesn’t make you feel too uncomfortable~
You: You couldn’t make me feel uncomfortable…
Stranger: -smiles softly- Well I’m glad of that, too. Ahahaha~ -kisses cheek- I don’t ever want you too feel uncomfortable around Boss~
You: *smiles back*
Stranger: Ah, so how is your brother? Feli~?
You: *tenses* He’s fine. *says very curtly*
Stranger: Ah, that’s good to hear~! -doesn’t notice because he’s a dunce- I haven’t seen his cute little face around recently, so I was just making sure~!!
You: *takes in a short breath and tenses a little more* Great.
Stranger: -finally notices him being tensed up- …Hm~? Is something wrong, Lovi?
You: Why the hell do you want to know so much about my brother?
Stranger: A-ah? I was just making sure of how he was, Lovi~ H-he’s like a close old friend, I want to know how he is and such, make sure he’s fine…
You: *crosses arms and looks away*
Stranger: Hm? L-Lovi? -tilts sideways a bit to look at him- What’s wrong?
Stranger: Loviii~ -pokes cheek- What’s wrong?
You: *talking mostly to himself, quietly, then increasing in volume*…I mean, yeah, sure, no one else ever wants to talk to me, they always want to talk to Feliciano. I shouldn’t have expected any different. This isn’t the FIRST time.
Stranger: -blinks, looking surprised- B-but Lovi.. I was just making sure of how he was doing..! -touches shoulder gently- I love talking about you to everyone who’ll listen, Lovi… Whichisn’talotofpeople, but I don’t just talk about Feliciano, because he isn’t my Lovintino. My Lovi is better than Feli in my eyes, and that will never change.
You: *looks up, tears forming in his eyes*
Stranger: Ah, Lovi, I’m sorry if talking about Feli is such a touchy subject… -hugs him cautiously- I don’t need someone who’s perfect, because then I wouldn’t have scolded him or had any bonding time while doing so, like I did with you~
You: *accepts the hug*
Stranger: -rubs back, shushing gently like a baby and kisses his forehead and such- I love you much more than Feli. Please believe that~
You: I…I believe you…
Stranger: -squeezes gently, smile forming back onto face- I’m glad that you do~
You: *clutches his shirt tightly*
Stranger: -lifts chin up gently, kissing away tears in eyes and pecks him on the lips again- You’re adorable when you’re honest, you know that~?
You: *doesn’t know how to respond*
Stranger: -smiles down at him- We should make some churros~
You: S-Sounds good…
Stranger: I’m glad you think so~! -tugs him towards the kitchen, grinning-
You: *follows, stumbling a little*
Stranger: Don’t fall..! -winks at him and enters kitchen, then starts preporation for churros-
You: Don’t worry.
Stranger: I shouldn’t have to, should I? -smiles at him, then goes back to taking out the supplies-
You: No, you shouldn’t.
Stranger: Good~ -sets out the stuff, and goes to take out the Churro Maker-
You: *watches silently*
Stranger: -looks over at him- Are you going to help me or just watch me, silly~?
You: *tiny smile* I couldn’t reach the stuff you were getting. Whenever you need help, I’m here.
Stranger: Ah, but I want you to help Boss while I’m making it~! -drags him over by his hands- We can mash the dough together!
Stranger: -smiles at him, placing hands in the bowl of dough, and looks over at him- Put your hands over mine~
You: *slowly puts his hands on top of his*
Stranger: -grins up at him- Then you just mash it, like we used to~! -starts molding and squeezing, peppering it with flower-
You: *mashes the dough*
((just for the record: i have never even had a churro, so i dont know what im doing. >.<))
Stranger: Me either so it’s all good ouo )) -starts to hum, swaying hips a bit-
You: ((*highfive* my spanish class got them, and that was the ONE day all year i was absent. ;m;)) *listens to the humming*
Stranger: *highfive* Baw man.. I’ve never seen one, but another Spain roleplayer and I were bored one day and looked up a Churro Maker, and I know the basics of what it’s made of, I suppose… eAe )) -looks over, smiling softly at him- Te amo, mi precioso vaquero~
You: ((xDDD i think its just fried dough…?))
Stranger: Yess, with cinnamon and sugar, I think eveb )) I said, “I love you, my precious~” ((Oh lawd the last part said cowboy. -roleplays Mexas too much- Lo siento eAe))
You: ((sounds about right. and now im wishing we would have ethnic foods from my heritage…*is part spanish*)) *smiles softly* Anch’io ti amo. ((xDDD))
Stranger: Aw man that would be so cool if you did. I heard Spanish food was awesome. ;w; )) And what does that mean~? -bats eyes-
You: ((but if we did that, wed have food from all over. xD im mostly italian and dutch, but i have pirate and viking ancestors. >:D)) “I love you, too.”
Stranger: BAW LUCKYY. PIRATES FTW. I-I… I’d have a lot of ethnic foods, too, then to be honest xDD I’m mostly Lebanese, but I’m also German, Polish, etc.. eve )) -grins wider- Ahahaha~! Yay!!
You: ((FUCK YEAH! :D im italian, english, french, prussian, spanish, dutch, swiss, polish, finnish, swedish, irish, scottish, tyrolian, and danish. ouo)) *smiles*
Stranger: Holy crap. ;A; I’m Polish, French, Canadian, German, British, Lebanese and Irish. Otl xDD I probably have a couple more, but I’m not exactly all too spot on with my back story. eAe ))
Stranger: -smiles back, leaning over and kissing him on the nose-
You: ((:D i look this stuff up for fun…to see what yaoi pairings that i ship im a product of. xD)) *blushes lightly*
Stranger: …I see. eve Franada… And UsUk. Woop. -awkward smile- )) -pokes cheeks- I love it when you blush~
You: ((usuk, fruk, spamano, romerica, sufin…yep, thats it. o3o)) Wh-Why?
Stranger: All so rovery <33 )) Because it’s a form of your honest, and when you’re honest you’re adorableee. ((Oh gosh. be right back. I’ll try to hurry oAo ))
You: ((<3333)) *tiny smile* ((kk~))
Stranger: Le back ouo )) Smiles light up your face, too~ So cute. -smiles, butterfly kissing-
You: ((good job~)) *blushes a little deeper*
Stranger: Woop ;w; )) -looks back down at dough, and takes some, rolling it out and looking at Lovino expectantly- Will you give me the sugar and cinnamon, por favore~?
You: Yeah, sure. *hands them to him*
Stranger: -smiles- Gracias~ -starts sprinkling on with skill, concentrating- Hm~
Stranger: -looks at him- Preggo? — Oh. -smiles sheepishly and goes back to the sprinkling-
You: PREGO. You’re welcome.
Stranger: Y-yeah I know.. -goes to scratch back of head, realizes they’re all messy and stops self- Ahahaha..
You: *rolls eyes and laughs lightly*
Stranger: -raises eyebrows- I like it when you laugh. You should do it more often~
Stranger: -winks at him, then puts the dough into the Churro Maker- Hohum~
You: *leans against the counter*
Stranger: -wipes hands off on jeans, walking over and pecking him on the cheek- Ahaha~
You: *blushes lightly and tries to cover it with his hair*
Stranger: -moves hair out of the way, kissing his nose- Don’t hide from me~
Stranger: -pouts- Lovii…
You: *sighs and pushes the rest of his hair away*
Stranger: -smiles- Better~ -pokes own cheek- Will you give me a kiss on the cheek, Lovi~?
You: S-Sure… *stands on his toes and kisses his cheek*
Stranger: Aw, gracias, Lovi~!! -grins, hugging him-
Technical error: Lost connection with server. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
Twas me. ;o; Woop. Hng, I thought you left me otl. I seen you a couple times afterwards, but I didn’t think you wanted to talk so I was silent… eAe