*dies* My friend and I were talking about this!
GUYS.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Spamano.
You: /CRASHES TROUGH THE ROOF/
You: /ON A BULL
You: OLE
Stranger: LOL ))
Stranger: -jumps and looks at him- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ANTONIO?!
I HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT
this should have so many more notes
that picture freaks me the fuck out. everyone better reblog this.
REBLOG PEOPLE. God.
“WHO WAS THIS?!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like spamano.
You: Ciao. It’s Romano.
Stranger: Hola, Lovi~!
You: Oh, it’s you. H-Hi.
Stranger: Hm~? You all of a sudden gotten awkward with Boss~ There’s nothing to be afraid of, Lovi~!!
You: *rolls eyes* Whatever.
Stranger: -smiles and pats head- You’re so cute~
You: *glares* I am not cute!
Stranger: Si, you are~! -grins- Ahahaha! You’re even cute when you’re angry at Boss~
You: Sh-Shut up!
Stranger: And when you stutter, that’s cute too~! Fuusososo!
You: I-I don’t stutter, goddammit!!
Stranger: But Lovi, you just did~ -smiles softly at him-
You: I did not!!
Stranger: Si, you didn’t then, but I heard you beforee~~ -wraps arms around his shoulders, pulling him into a hug-
You: *squirms a little* L-Let go!
Stranger: Aw, but you’re so cute! Why would I want to let go of something so adorable? -squishes cheek gently with one hand- Fuusososo~!
You: I am not cute! *blushing lightly*
Stranger: Si you are!! And you’re starting to look like a little tomato~! A tomato, Lovi!! -grins and rubs cheeks together, cooing and hugging tightly-
You: Don’t compare me to fucking food! *still blushing*
Stranger: Aw, but you don’t mind eating tomatoes, and you like them, so I just thought you’d like being called a Tomato, si? -holds him out, looking over him- You’re so adorable~!
You: *blush deepens slightly* I-I am not! Stop saying that!
Stranger: Ahahaha~ You’ve gotten redder! But Lovi, I always want to make sure I tell the truth to you, and the truth is the truth!! -winks at him-
You: I have not!! ….
Stranger: Si you have~! -reaches up and pokes cheeks- Fuusosososo~!
You: *deadpans*
Stranger: Hm? Are you alright, Lovi?
You: I’m fine…
Stranger: Are you sure? You went silent there, for a second… -looks slightly concerned, placing a hand on his forehead- Are you catching a cold?
You: *shakes head* I told you, I’m fine.
Stranger: -takes hand away slowly, eyebrows furrowed- Ah, whatever you say… -leans in, kissing forehead quickly-
You: *blushes heavily*
Stranger: Ahaha! You’re even redder now! Did you like that, Lovi? -kisses temple, then just above his eyebrow-
You: *still blushing* Wh-What are you doing…?
Stranger: I’m kissing your face! What does it look like I’m doing? -grins at him-
You: Wh-Why?
Stranger: Because I like seeing you blush, and Boss loves his Lovi~! -hugs again-
You: ….Y-You do?
Stranger: Of course!!
You: *looks down* …..
Stranger: Is something wrong, Lovi? -tilts head slightly, looking at him with slightly wide eyes-
You: ……I-I need to…..to tell you something…..
Stranger: Hm? Go ahead~! You can tell Boss anything~!!
You: W-Well…I…*clenches eyes shut* I really…..l-like you…
Stranger: -eyes widen- A-ah? You do? Oh, Lovi!! Boss is so happy~! -hugs, grinning widely- I don’t think I’ve ever been happier, Lovi~!!
You: Th-There’s more.
Stranger: Hm~? -looks at him again, still grinning slightly-
You: ….I-I think…that…it goes….beyond just liking you…
Stranger: Hm~? What does my Roma mean by that? -bats eyelashes, slightly confused-
You: ……I………..t-ti amo.
Stranger: -blinks, surprised- A-ah? -connection BAM- O-oh!! -grins bigger, looking at him and eyes glassy- Te amo tambien, Lovi!!
You: *small, embarrassed smile*
Stranger: Ahaha!! -rubs at eyes, grinning- Ah, Lovi~! The happiness never stops, hm~? -laughs slightly and then returns to look at him, eyes sparkling and glistening- Lovi, would you… Hm..
You: Would I what?
Stranger: -holds up hands, kissing them gently and looks at him- Would you like to go out with me, Lovi~?
You: ….S-Si….I would….
Stranger: -grins and hugs tightly- Ahh! Bueno~!! Boss is so happy! -leans down and kisses his cheek gently- I’m so glad, Roma!
You: *blushing* *hugs back a little*
Stranger: -starts to sway slightly, placing chin on top of his head and hums- You’re so cute, Roma~ -closes eyes-
You: …..C-Call me Lovino from now on.
Stranger: Hm? Okay~! Whatever you want Roma— Lovino~! -smiles at him- A-ah, forgive me, I’m not yet used to it..
You: It’s okay. …Grazie.
Stranger: No problem, Lovi..no!! -kisses forehead- Ahahaha~!
You: *leans against him a little*
Stranger: -bats eyes at him, smiling warmly- Aha~ I love you, Lovino..!
You: I l-love you too.
Stranger: -grins wider- I love it when you say that..! It makes me all happy inside~! -looks around- Oh! I have to tell Francis about this~!!
You: Wh-Why does he have to know?
Stranger: Ah..? Because he’s my closest amigo, of course~!! Fuusosososo! And I don’t think you’d like it if I told Gilbert, you being against Germans and all.. -smiles uncertainly-
You: ….Good point.
Stranger: -sighs silently in relief, and nods- Si!! -lets go and runs to the phone- Ahahaha~!! I can’t wait to tell him!
You: *stands off to the side, blushing lightly*
Stranger: -picks up phone, talks giddily for a while before hanging up and turning towards him- I asked him not to tell anyone to the very least, b-but I’m not sure if he’ll do that.. He didn’t seem to pay attention past the part where I said we got together. -awkward smile-
You: *rolls eyes* Whatever. It’s fine.
Stranger: -claps- Ahaha! Really? -walks over- U-um, Lovi..no?
You: Yeah?
Stranger: U-um, would you mind.. i-if.. Um.. -tilts his chin up slightly- I-if..
You: If what?
Stranger: If I kissed you… Here? -kisses lips gently, then pulls away quickly, smiling at him-
You: *blushes* ….S-Sure.
Stranger: Ah, bueno~! -kisses again-
You: *kisses back slowly, closing his eyes*
Stranger: -places hands on hips gently, closing eyes half way and licking at his bottom lips cautiously-
You: *hesitantly opens his mouth*
Stranger: -enters tongue slowly, breathing through nose-
You: *wraps his arms around his neck slowly*
Stranger: -pulls closer, moving lips along and swirling tongue with his- Mmh~~
You: *small noise*
Stranger: -startled, opens eyes a little more but keeps doing so, wrapping arms around lower back-
You: *hums lightly*
Stranger: -sucks on tongue gently, starting to breath more heavily through nose-
You: *another small noise*
Stranger: -breaks away, panting lightly and smiles at him, tilting head slightly- Ahaha~ Lovi, you taste like tomatoes~
You: *blushes and looks down*
Stranger: -kisses forehead- Gracias, you made today the highlight of all this month, Lovi— O-oh, lo siento..! Lovino.
You: …I-It’s okay…y-you can call me Lovi…if you want….
Stranger: -smiles wider- A-ah..! Okay~!! -bats eyes sweetly-
You: *looks up slowly*
Stranger: Hm~? -tilts head again slightly-
You: *sighs softly and hugs him*
Stranger: Oh~! -hugs back automatically, placing face in hair and breathing deeply- Ahaha~
You: *closes his eyes again*
Stranger: You’re so adorable~ I could stand here holding you for eternity, Lovi, and that would keep me happy. Just holding you~
You: R-Really?
Stranger: -nods- Si..! I always loved being by my little Lovi~!!
You: …Th-Thank you…
Stranger: Hm? For what? -looks at him, slightly confused-
You: …For everything…
Stranger: …-grins- Aw, Lovi, you’re so cute when you’re honest!! -hugs, peppering kisses all over face-
You: *blushing* I’m not cute…
Stranger: Si you are~ You’re my cute little Lovintino!! -smiles wider-
You: I’m not little, either…
Stranger: You’ll always be little to me, Lovi. -smiles warmly at him-
You: *blushes and looks away*
Stranger: You didn’t argue about the part of being mine, though~!! Because that’s the truth and I’m just so happy! -kisses cheek turned his way-
You: …That’s because it’s always been true….
Stranger: -blinks, still smiling- Always?
You: …Si…always…
Stranger: Even the times you would yell and kick at Boss? -pouts slightly, amused-
You: Si…
Stranger: I’m glad to know that. -kisses forehead- Because I’ve always loved Lovi~
You: *small smile*
Stranger: -looks at curl- I remember the last time I pulled that.. -smiles uncertainly- Ahahaha..
You: *tenses*
Stranger: Ah, Lovi I won’t pull it if you don’t want me to!! I was just.. Reminded. -bats eyes-
You: *relaxes* Good.
Stranger: What would happen if I did, though? You’d just headbutt me again? -looks at curl uncertainly- Or does it change as you grow older?
You: ….I don’t actually know….
Stranger: Ah~ I see. -smiles at him, and leans down, pecking him on the lips gently once more- Lo siento, I just can’t help it~
You: *slightly startled* It’s fine.
Stranger: I’m glad Boss doesn’t make you feel too uncomfortable~
You: You couldn’t make me feel uncomfortable…
Stranger: -smiles softly- Well I’m glad of that, too. Ahahaha~ -kisses cheek- I don’t ever want you too feel uncomfortable around Boss~
You: *smiles back*
Stranger: Ah, so how is your brother? Feli~?
You: *tenses* He’s fine. *says very curtly*
Stranger: Ah, that’s good to hear~! -doesn’t notice because he’s a dunce- I haven’t seen his cute little face around recently, so I was just making sure~!!
You: *takes in a short breath and tenses a little more* Great.
Stranger: -finally notices him being tensed up- …Hm~? Is something wrong, Lovi?
You: Why the hell do you want to know so much about my brother?
Stranger: A-ah? I was just making sure of how he was, Lovi~ H-he’s like a close old friend, I want to know how he is and such, make sure he’s fine…
You: *crosses arms and looks away*
Stranger: Hm? L-Lovi? -tilts sideways a bit to look at him- What’s wrong?
You: …….
Stranger: Loviii~ -pokes cheek- What’s wrong?
You: *talking mostly to himself, quietly, then increasing in volume*…I mean, yeah, sure, no one else ever wants to talk to me, they always want to talk to Feliciano. I shouldn’t have expected any different. This isn’t the FIRST time.
Stranger: -blinks, looking surprised- B-but Lovi.. I was just making sure of how he was doing..! -touches shoulder gently- I love talking about you to everyone who’ll listen, Lovi… Whichisn’talotofpeople, but I don’t just talk about Feliciano, because he isn’t my Lovintino. My Lovi is better than Feli in my eyes, and that will never change.
You: *looks up, tears forming in his eyes*
Stranger: Ah, Lovi, I’m sorry if talking about Feli is such a touchy subject… -hugs him cautiously- I don’t need someone who’s perfect, because then I wouldn’t have scolded him or had any bonding time while doing so, like I did with you~
You: *accepts the hug*
Stranger: -rubs back, shushing gently like a baby and kisses his forehead and such- I love you much more than Feli. Please believe that~
You: I…I believe you…
Stranger: -squeezes gently, smile forming back onto face- I’m glad that you do~
You: *clutches his shirt tightly*
Stranger: -lifts chin up gently, kissing away tears in eyes and pecks him on the lips again- You’re adorable when you’re honest, you know that~?
You: *doesn’t know how to respond*
Stranger: -smiles down at him- We should make some churros~
You: S-Sounds good…
Stranger: I’m glad you think so~! -tugs him towards the kitchen, grinning-
You: *follows, stumbling a little*
Stranger: Don’t fall..! -winks at him and enters kitchen, then starts preporation for churros-
You: Don’t worry.
Stranger: I shouldn’t have to, should I? -smiles at him, then goes back to taking out the supplies-
You: No, you shouldn’t.
Stranger: Good~ -sets out the stuff, and goes to take out the Churro Maker-
You: *watches silently*
Stranger: -looks over at him- Are you going to help me or just watch me, silly~?
You: *tiny smile* I couldn’t reach the stuff you were getting. Whenever you need help, I’m here.
Stranger: Ah, but I want you to help Boss while I’m making it~! -drags him over by his hands- We can mash the dough together!
You: A-Alright.
Stranger: -smiles at him, placing hands in the bowl of dough, and looks over at him- Put your hands over mine~
You: *slowly puts his hands on top of his*
Stranger: -grins up at him- Then you just mash it, like we used to~! -starts molding and squeezing, peppering it with flower-
You: *mashes the dough*
((just for the record: i have never even had a churro, so i dont know what im doing. >.<))Stranger: Me either so it’s all good ouo )) -starts to hum, swaying hips a bit-
You: ((*highfive* my spanish class got them, and that was the ONE day all year i was absent. ;m;)) *listens to the humming*
Stranger: *highfive* Baw man.. I’ve never seen one, but another Spain roleplayer and I were bored one day and looked up a Churro Maker, and I know the basics of what it’s made of, I suppose… eAe )) -looks over, smiling softly at him- Te amo, mi precioso vaquero~
You: ((xDDD i think its just fried dough…?))
You: Huh?
Stranger: Yess, with cinnamon and sugar, I think eveb )) I said, “I love you, my precious~” ((Oh lawd the last part said cowboy. -roleplays Mexas too much- Lo siento eAe))
You: ((sounds about right. and now im wishing we would have ethnic foods from my heritage…*is part spanish*)) *smiles softly* Anch’io ti amo. ((xDDD))
Stranger: Aw man that would be so cool if you did. I heard Spanish food was awesome. ;w; )) And what does that mean~? -bats eyes-
You: ((but if we did that, wed have food from all over. xD im mostly italian and dutch, but i have pirate and viking ancestors. >:D)) “I love you, too.”
Stranger: BAW LUCKYY. PIRATES FTW. I-I… I’d have a lot of ethnic foods, too, then to be honest xDD I’m mostly Lebanese, but I’m also German, Polish, etc.. eve )) -grins wider- Ahahaha~! Yay!!
You: ((FUCK YEAH! :D im italian, english, french, prussian, spanish, dutch, swiss, polish, finnish, swedish, irish, scottish, tyrolian, and danish. ouo)) *smiles*
Stranger: Holy crap. ;A; I’m Polish, French, Canadian, German, British, Lebanese and Irish. Otl xDD I probably have a couple more, but I’m not exactly all too spot on with my back story. eAe ))
Stranger: -smiles back, leaning over and kissing him on the nose-
You: ((:D i look this stuff up for fun…to see what yaoi pairings that i ship im a product of. xD)) *blushes lightly*
Stranger: …I see. eve Franada… And UsUk. Woop. -awkward smile- )) -pokes cheeks- I love it when you blush~
You: ((usuk, fruk, spamano, romerica, sufin…yep, thats it. o3o)) Wh-Why?
Stranger: All so rovery <33 )) Because it’s a form of your honest, and when you’re honest you’re adorableee. ((Oh gosh. be right back. I’ll try to hurry oAo ))
You: ((<3333)) *tiny smile* ((kk~))
Stranger: Le back ouo )) Smiles light up your face, too~ So cute. -smiles, butterfly kissing-
You: ((good job~)) *blushes a little deeper*
Stranger: Woop ;w; )) -looks back down at dough, and takes some, rolling it out and looking at Lovino expectantly- Will you give me the sugar and cinnamon, por favore~?
You: Yeah, sure. *hands them to him*
Stranger: -smiles- Gracias~ -starts sprinkling on with skill, concentrating- Hm~
You: Prego.
Stranger: -looks at him- Preggo? — Oh. -smiles sheepishly and goes back to the sprinkling-
You: PREGO. You’re welcome.
Stranger: Y-yeah I know.. -goes to scratch back of head, realizes they’re all messy and stops self- Ahahaha..
You: *rolls eyes and laughs lightly*
Stranger: -raises eyebrows- I like it when you laugh. You should do it more often~
You: O-Oh…
Stranger: -winks at him, then puts the dough into the Churro Maker- Hohum~
You: *leans against the counter*
Stranger: -wipes hands off on jeans, walking over and pecking him on the cheek- Ahaha~
You: *blushes lightly and tries to cover it with his hair*
Stranger: -moves hair out of the way, kissing his nose- Don’t hide from me~
You: Wh-Whatever.
Stranger: -pouts- Lovii…
You: *sighs and pushes the rest of his hair away*
Stranger: -smiles- Better~ -pokes own cheek- Will you give me a kiss on the cheek, Lovi~?
You: S-Sure… *stands on his toes and kisses his cheek*
Stranger: Aw, gracias, Lovi~!! -grins, hugging him-
Technical error: Lost connection with server. Sorry. :( Omegle understands if you hate it now, but Omegle still loves you.
Twas me. ;o; Woop. Hng, I thought you left me otl. I seen you a couple times afterwards, but I didn’t think you wanted to talk so I was silent… eAe
